For the unapologetic souls who have officially run out of patience for bullshit. This cheeky little gravestone, carved from powerful Black Obsidian, is the ultimate statement piece for your altar, desk, or nightstand.
Obsidian is a fiercely protective stone, known for cutting through illusions, banishing negativity, and helping you release what no longer serves you. Pair that energy with the bold inscription and you’ve got a crystal companion that reminds you daily: your peace is priceless, and you don’t owe anyone your energy.
Perfect for:
• Setting boundaries (and laughing while you do it)
• Protection rituals and shadow work
• A darkly funny gift for your witchy bestie
• Declaring, once and for all, that your last fuck has been buried
This piece is more than a crystal - it’s a mood, a mantra, and a whole vibe. And it’s limited edition, which means once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.