For the unapologetic souls who have officially run out of patience for bullshit. This tongue-in-cheek gravestone, carved from grounding Volcanic Agate, is the ultimate darkly funny statement piece for your altar, desk, or nightstand.
Volcanic Agate is a stabilising stone born of fire and earth. It anchors your energy, dissolves negativity, and reminds you to stay steady no matter the chaos around you. Paired with the bold inscription, this piece is a daily reminder that your energy is sacred and you’re done wasting it on what doesn’t deserve you.
And here’s the magic twist: under UV light, this piece reveals a glowing green reaction - a hidden reminder that even when you’ve buried your last fuck, your energy still radiates power.
Perfect for:
• Setting boundaries with humour and style
• Grounding rituals and energy protection
• A wickedly funny gift for your witchy bestie
• Declaring that your last fuck has officially been laid to rest
This is more than a crystal. It’s a vibe, a statement, and a little secret glow in the dark. And it’s limited edition, so once it’s gone, it’s gone forever.